We are intellectual property litigaters who know that:

Gnutella is not a European hazel nut spread

GUI is not a misspelling of DUI

The Internet was not created by Al Gore

Open source has nothing to do with California's water rights disputes

The Legion of Doom is not an imaginary organization pitted against comic-book superheroes

Phreaking out is not the result of excess stress

Cookies are not something you eat

Basically, we have the educational background and the legal know-how of the pre-digital ruling class, but we grew up as a children of the digital generation